You are what you drink...--Submitted by Ian
 
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's 
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, 
they concurred on almost all counts.
 
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your  Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
 
Drink: Blender  Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny,  annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be  her cabin boy.
 
Drink: Mixed  Drinks
Personality: Wiser, more refined, has very picky taste; knows exactly
what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.
  
Drink: Wine - (does not include White  Zinfandel, see below)
Personality: Conservative and classy;  sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.
 
Drink: White  Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually!
has no clue.
Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she  is...this should
be an easy target.
 
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk and naked.
Your  Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed
this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make
her mad!
 
Then there is the MALE  addendum.
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and  clear cut:
 
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get  laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get  laid.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him  a
sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but  getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the  toothless
waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
  

 

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