Laws-submitted by Janice

1. 
The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a
drink from a urologist, nor a friendly
handshake
from a proctologist.

2.  The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to
lose.
 
3.  The Law of Avoiding
Oversell

When putting  cheese in a
mousetrap, always leave room for the
mouse.
 

4. 
Law of Physical Displacement
Sometimes you  are the dog.  Sometimes you are the hydrant
 

5.  Legal Rights
Everyone has a right to be stupid.
Some just abuse the
privilege.
 
6.  Law of Probable
Dispersal

Whatever hits the fan will not
be evenly distributed.
 
7.  Law Pertaining to
Divorce
Be a good housekeeper.  When
you leave him ... get a good lawyer     
...keep his house

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