THRIFT--part II

TC then looks at John and says,"Yeah those dogs just weren't having white meat tonight just wait until tommrow white fro." TC then slowly climbs down from the rope and looks at John."Those were dogs,"says John in a curious tone of voice."Yeah those were dogs." TC says just kind of looks at John and then says "Man what kind of Marshian bullshit are you about." Responding in turn John says something along the lines of a gargle that comes out as a hsss sound. TC looks over and just kind of figures that the guys a weirdo anyway so why continue to bother to ask him any more questions because he might flip out and shoot some sort of ray beams out of his eyes and sissle his black hide. "So John you got any more funny tricks up you sleeve". Says TC. Looking at TC John responds,"I don't understand what you're talking about TC where I'm from it's a great rush to stand in the middle of a herd of animals and have them run by you. You can feel their auras all at once it's a great feeling." TC looks over at John and says,"Oh I get it this thing is normal where you come from. It's ok to stand in the middle of the street when cars come too I guess. I suppose the cars just go the other way when you walk on the street. I mean if you were standing on the street and I was in a car going about 80 miles per hour I be like,'oh there's John I'll just crash into a tree so John can feel the aura', you're a sick little man you know that John." John getting some of a grasp just kind of smiles at TC and brings warmth to the darkened area. Although the darkness is still very dark there is a sweet smell that seems to come from the air. "What's that smell," says John. "That's the smell of your momma's ass,"says TC. "And when your mommas ass smells sweet you know the dogs have just come out of hiding." Says TC adding a bit more humor to the very frightening moment that has just occurred. "I don't appreciate your mockery of me," says John,"I've never seen a dog before and your judgement of the situation is of complete ignorance and disillusion". John looks at TC and TC looks over at John and says,"You know what I'm going to the next street lamp cause maybe by the time I get there a whole flock of fucking geese will come by and shit on your head and take away this fucking'I'm too proud to be eaten by a shitload of dogs so I stick my hands out and pretend I'm Ghandi' you asshole." TC starts walking off towards the next lampost and starts saying while walking,"Don't follow me Casper I don't need a Zookeeper I need a roadmap." John just looking off in the direction of TC notices that the sky is getting brighter by the minute and decides to follow TC to the next lampost even thought it may mean getting nowhere.

After about 2 minutes they both arrive, one after the other, at the next lampost. About five feet away from the lampost theres a strange yellow door with green marking on it and a yellow knob that seems to call out there names. The interesting thing about the door is that it's laying on it's side but seems to be in a nice white frame. TC walks over to the door. "John come over here and use your X-ray vision to see what this door's about."says TC. John walks over closer to the door and turns the knob. The knob turns and John climbs through the door. TC looks at the other side of the door there is no John. But when TC looks in through the side of the door that John walks through he sees a brighter atmosphere. So TC looks around and says"Fuck it" and climbs through the door. As soon as he climbs through the door he notices that the place he is at now is completely different from before. This time everything is lit up. Next thing he knows the door shuts behind him. TC completely ignores the shutting of the door because in front of him stand Two enormous pyramids. The only reason he can see the pyramids is because unlike the last place the two of them were at this land is lit by a huge yellow sun that has a red dot rotating around it at a very fast pace. "So TC what do you think of where we are now." says John." Well Toto" says TC,"This is not Kansas." John looks at TC a bit confused.----To be continued.

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